Of Whiny Routers...
Well, for those of you who don't know me1, I work at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizzardry. It's a nice place, the building is quite old, but I think it's done a pretty good job of keeping up with the times.
But then again, that's why they hired me. With all the new fangled things, I'm responsible for making sure it all works.
For example the wireless network broke down yesterday. It took me almost two hours to convince the network authorization database AI to work again, and it would only do so if I promised to read it a bedtime story. These intelligent routers can be so fussy sometimes. I often am not surprised as to why the muggles never bothered to imbue their hardware with minds of their own. But with how much it improves security, I'd never go back. I mean, muggles have password encryption and all, and so do we, but the intelligent router can tell when someone's not doing what their supposed to, and even understands that sometimes there are special circumstances. We don't even have to setup an account four our guests, we just tell it "it's alright, he's with me" and it lets them though.
Anyway enough complaining, time for me to get to bed, plus the computer is complaining that I'm talking too loud. Later!
But then again, that's why they hired me. With all the new fangled things, I'm responsible for making sure it all works.
For example the wireless network broke down yesterday. It took me almost two hours to convince the network authorization database AI to work again, and it would only do so if I promised to read it a bedtime story. These intelligent routers can be so fussy sometimes. I often am not surprised as to why the muggles never bothered to imbue their hardware with minds of their own. But with how much it improves security, I'd never go back. I mean, muggles have password encryption and all, and so do we, but the intelligent router can tell when someone's not doing what their supposed to, and even understands that sometimes there are special circumstances. We don't even have to setup an account four our guests, we just tell it "it's alright, he's with me" and it lets them though.
Anyway enough complaining, time for me to get to bed, plus the computer is complaining that I'm talking too loud. Later!
OOC:
1) Sarrl allegedly has friends, otherwise why write a blog?
As you can see, the world he lives in is MILES ahead of where we are technologically. But only because of the integration of magic and technology.
Guess I haven't quite figured out what I want to do with the OOC section yet. Oh well.
1) Sarrl allegedly has friends, otherwise why write a blog?
As you can see, the world he lives in is MILES ahead of where we are technologically. But only because of the integration of magic and technology.
Guess I haven't quite figured out what I want to do with the OOC section yet. Oh well.
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